beautifully irrational
humansofnewyork:

The man in the top hat was rapping for tips. When someone made a donation, he’d ask their name, then build a rap around their name. When this boy walked by, however, he gave him a rap, free of charge: 
“Damien, listen,Mom and Dad will always be your best friend.You got a problem that’s about to take you over?Take it,and put it,on Mom and Dad’s shoulders…”

Tonight was not an easy parenting night. I needed to see this.

humansofnewyork:

The man in the top hat was rapping for tips. When someone made a donation, he’d ask their name, then build a rap around their name. When this boy walked by, however, he gave him a rap, free of charge: 

“Damien, listen,
Mom and Dad will always be your best friend.
You got a problem that’s about to take you over?
Take it,
and put it,
on Mom and Dad’s shoulders…”

Tonight was not an easy parenting night. I needed to see this.

humansofnewyork:

“What’s the best day you’ve ever spent together?”
“Probably that day on the Ponts des Arts.”
“What’d you do?”
“Just held hands.”

The photos of old couples get me every time.

humansofnewyork:

“What’s the best day you’ve ever spent together?”
“Probably that day on the Ponts des Arts.”
“What’d you do?”
“Just held hands.”

The photos of old couples get me every time.

humansofnewyork:

“Three weeks.”

Easily my favorite HONY.

humansofnewyork:

“Three weeks.”

Easily my favorite HONY.

Father, son, cornet, antlers. Pretty good Sunday. #thankgoodnessformutes

Father, son, cornet, antlers. Pretty good Sunday. #thankgoodnessformutes

Our @seventhgeneration diapers came today. He used the huge Amazon box as a bed, packing paper as a blanket, and a package of diapers as a pillow. #ofcourse #toddlersareawesome

Our @seventhgeneration diapers came today. He used the huge Amazon box as a bed, packing paper as a blanket, and a package of diapers as a pillow. #ofcourse #toddlersareawesome

I think TheBoy’s favorite thing about Thanksgiving was the campfire and roasting marshmallows. We took these blocks out today and the first thing he did was put them together and and pretend to eat the “MARSHMALLOW!”

I think TheBoy’s favorite thing about Thanksgiving was the campfire and roasting marshmallows. We took these blocks out today and the first thing he did was put them together and and pretend to eat the “MARSHMALLOW!”

Forget turkey dinners and idyllic family photos, this is what Thanksgiving really is: me untangling my niece’s ZhuZhu pet from my sister’s hair. TheBoy’s handiwork, or course.

Forget turkey dinners and idyllic family photos, this is what Thanksgiving really is: me untangling my niece’s ZhuZhu pet from my sister’s hair. TheBoy’s handiwork, or course.

Just came across this photo from our rehearsal dinner. 9+ years ago.

Just came across this photo from our rehearsal dinner. 9+ years ago.

"Very important"

TheBoy and his makeshift leaf blower, watching our neighbor and his actual leaf blower. #latergram #toddlersareawesome

TheBoy and his makeshift leaf blower, watching our neighbor and his actual leaf blower. #latergram #toddlersareawesome